does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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