I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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