i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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