Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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