They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She's the barista slut.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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