he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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