We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize