She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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