Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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