So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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