Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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