He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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