he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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