oh god the rape fog is back!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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