oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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