Are we in a gay sports bar?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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