At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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