ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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