she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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