Do vagina's smell?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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