There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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