I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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