You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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