Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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