honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Need sex. Gaining weight.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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