My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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