you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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