i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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