If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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