PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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