chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
The air taste purple.
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