i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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