I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I understand Curling. That high.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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