She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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