ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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