I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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