I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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