So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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