i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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