margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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