What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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