Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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