Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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