my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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