have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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