He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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