ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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