I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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