Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Ladies don't puke and tell
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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