ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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