lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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