so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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